
Who THE HECK
is Peyton?
Peyton is a girl that used to be a smaller girl, and will someday be an even bigger girl.
She has been compared to Gilda Radner, Sarah Sherman and a younger looking, but slightly less charming Mitch McConnell.
She is similar to Bert and Ernie… if Ernie never took baths, and Bert was more open about his crush on Ernie.
Peyton has performed comedy all around Michigan, at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in Scotland, and she played fiddle in a square dance band in Tennessee, which is unrelated, and unimpressive.